Aidan (last name withheld)

My character sheet (in case I misplace it)

Name - Aidan
Halfling
"Expert Adventurer"
3'6"
70lbs
98 yrs old (yep, I'm really old)
Neutral Good
LvL 20 - 2.2 million xp

HP 74
AC 0 (2 if not using sword)
Thac0 11
Initiative Dice (w/BackBiter)

STR 10
INT 17
WIS 15
CON 15
DEX 17 (*sniff* it sucks getting old)
CHA 13
COM 10 (stupid scar)
LUCK 8

Hero 2

Saves
PPDM 9
RSW 6 (-4)
PP 8 (-4 poison)
BW 12
Spell 7 (-4)

Assets
King owes me 2.3million gold
Liquid assets = 1.5 million gold
on hand = about 200g or so

Backstab = 5x

Skills(Armor mods)
Pickpocket 95(-20%)
Open Locks 95(-5%)
Find Remove Traps 95 (-5%)
Move Silently 95 (-10%)
Hide in Shadows 95 (-10%)
Detect Noise 95 (-5%)
Climb Walls 95 (-20%)
Read Languages 95

WP
Specialized - Short Sword
One Handed Weapon Style
One Handed Used 2 Handed - +1 damage

NWP
Tumbling
Animal Handling
Animal Training
Disguise
Forgery
Jumping
Local History
Set Snares
Spellcraft
Ventriliquism

Weapons
Heart of Gold
Spd 3/thac0 7/3for2(Specialized)
1d6+3/1d8+3
Natural 20 hit = enemy must save vs. petrification +1
Once a day can cast = Meld into Stone, Pass Wall, Stone Tell
Once per week can cast = Contact Elemental Plane, Flesh to Stone, Stoneskin
(all cast at lvl 12)

Darts (10)
Spd 3
1d3+3/1d2+3
cost = 10k gold per

Throwing Daggers (2)
Spd 3
1d4+3/1d3+3
cost = 50k gold per

Inventory
+5 Uber Diving Rod of Ultimate Water Finding/Rod of Disruption (thanks Elladan)
Pip Willow Titch Autographed First Edition/Tenth Edition
Elven Chain
Thieves Tools (holding them for a friend)
Ring w/Family Signet
Black Clothes/Cape
Ferret w/Backpack
ETC+
Pip's Back Biter (no, you can't know what it does)

That's it. Oh, except for the fact that I own quite a few inns, strewn across the continent. I am sort of well known, but not well known enough to fall out of site. I've save the world at least once before (that you know of). Perhaps it's time that my services are needed again. I'm getting the "itch" to adventure again.